Matt Laker (mattio351) wrote,
Matt Laker
mattio351

Letter to Brooke: 16 years old



I cannot believe I wrote this, me and Brooke are HILARIOUS!
I am at her house and we were looking through our old notes.

Take time to read it, its worth it.

Brooke,
You offended me today. Your just jealous because the guys are starting to notice me more! Yeah, so what if I wore your clothes. Your the one that gave them to me, plus they don't fit you no more, fat ass. And as for the boob thing, it's not my fault I have low self esteem. Eversince I got them I've been moving up in the world because the managers at jobs want to sleep with me, and that makes me feel good about myself! I can shave Micheal (thats what I call him) if I want! It looks cleaner and is easier to upkeep it.

Fuck, who am I kidding, I had pubic lice and thats why I had to shave it and start over.

Now I only have one step for you.

1. Mind your own fuckin' business you jiggly small boob, no pubic lice or hair don't look good in your clothes so you have to give them to a transvestite 17 year old (almost) boy, BITCH!

<3 you
Matthew

P.S. Thanks for the thongs!


Wow, I wish I was friends with myself so I could get notes like that!
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